This made me laugh

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Along the same lines...

An old airborne soldier is proud that his son is following in his footsteps. He anxiously calls his son, a recruit who is at jump school, to see how he did on his first parachute jump. "Well," the son says. "I was the last guy in line on the plane. When I got to the door I froze. I was just overcome with fear." The dad says, "So, what happened?" The son says "The jumpmaster yelled at me to jump. He said if I didn't he was gonna stick his nine-inch dick up my butt." The father says, "Did you jump?" The son says, "A little."

 

Actually, I'd like to see that as a scent for women. Either that or Hoppe's #9 Gun Bore Solvent.

Just a little dab behind the ears!

 

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Hahaha, it’s been a while since I’ve seen the double W⚓️ awarded…

 

When my wife is feeling a bit down or upset… I let her colour in my tattoos.

She likes to have a shoulder to crayon!

 

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Show us on the doll where the mean old Yank hurt you.

 

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