This made me laugh

Was that chap called Rich Bryce by any chance ?
People who have been on bike trips with him will see the funny side I hope.

 

That's cool! You get a latte bike for the money!

If someone puts sugar in your tank - who cares?

If you take into the Starbucks MC repair shop all the macs are effete, self important, snobs who ignore you and get the repair order wrong.

 

So, this very wealthy man is dating three women. All three are beautiful, well educated, accomplished women. He wants to marry, but he can't choose. He devises a plan. He'll give each one $50,000 to see which one manages money the best.

One invests the money in an up-and-coming company and nets a $10,000 gain.

The second buys him a membership at an exclusive golf course and a set of the best golf clubs money can buy.

The third takes the the money and buys him the biggest, most well-equipped, beautiful Harley Davidson motorcycle on the market.

Which one does he marry?

Easy choice.




The one with the biggest tits, of course.

 

Where can you get a pie weighed?


Somewhere over the rainbow,
weigh a pie.

 

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More signs from the El Arroyo Cafe in Austin, Texas

 

This describes Mr. Sandi and me spot on. And he's the Inbox: 0 type. Guess where that leaves me?

 

Welcome to Russia...

 

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But I hope you are wrong