This made me laugh

Give that man a job on a film set.

 

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My wife and I are well matched! I’ve got a 9” penis, and she doesn’t know which way round to hold a ruler…

 

My wife bought herself a rampant rabbit. I wouldn’t say it was her favourite sex toy, but it’s definitely up there!

 

My wife and I decided to get a bit kinky. When I asked her to try a strap on, she was right behind me.

 

I was at the dentist the other day and he said “I have to warn you, this is going to hurt!”
What is? I asked,
He said “Your wife thinks I’ve got a bigger cock than you!”
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I told him “You may think that hurts, but she doesn’t know which way round to hold a ruler!”

 

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Merseyside police have just removed 20 stone of dope...

 

He's been playing in the dressing-up box again...

 

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