This made me laugh

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Was a bit bored earlier so sat and unwrapped each chocolate in the Tins and rewrapped them in the wrong wrappers. ....ohh I'm evil… can't wait til Dave “I Hate coffee ones” come round! lol

 

My daughter's genuine attempt to make a fancy coffee at the cafe she works

 

Cumulonimbus?

Edit: Not sure I could drink that. Thank her for sharing. V funny.

 

What dogs really think

 

Can't see see te original post now - rather defeats the purpose of yours?

 

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Thanks I’ll delete mine.

 

FFS, we're not that faint hearted, are we?

 

We are all men ( and women ) on here - nothing can offend us. It's all banter anyway, I'm off for a pedicure to calm down - maybe meditation

 

What offended me was the deletion of the original post and I followed suit with deleting my rant, then to see the original post reappear.

I think that’s a bit cheap.

 

Agree mate - we are all friends here.

 

No need for deleting stuff... if someone is easily offended then internet forums are probably not the best places to hang around. The best jokes are often offensive to someone, what we gonna do, ban humour? Even my old mum knows how to crack a joke, she cut a load of tassels off a black rug the other day, looked at them laying in a pile and said 'would make a good golliwog' bloody funny at the time. I don't find that offensive. If I did I'd probably need a slap and a reality check

 

I replied just before you deleted your rant so I missed that, I didn't mean any disrespect to you nor would I ever disrespect any member of this forum, as I regard you all as my friends.

 

I am truly offended that people so pigeoned holed me in to the restrictive and socially unacceptable binary gender specific descriptions of male or female. On Saturdays, in case I have not made it clear before (I think I make it plainly obvious by my slot), I request...demand even...to self identify as a toaster.

How you deal with this is your problem, not mine, but I reserve the right to be offended should you get it confused or wrong.

Shame on you for not being inclusive.

 

I suspect you like a nice bit'o crumpet…

 

You SICK, SICK man!!!