This made me laugh

Driving past the prison I saw a dwarf lowering himself down the wall on a rope made of bed sheets.

He was a little con descending.

 

Excellent sir!

 

I have the tee shirt

 

There's channel on Utube dedicated to that place. I always watch it if I want cheering up to see all the white vans get flooded. One actually left it in the middle and tried to take stuff out of the back to another van in 3 feet of water. Most of the parcels were floating!

 

The last one has a fucked engine

 

Had to put this in here because well, it is a joke!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.da.../private-jets-flying-cop26-blast-25338840.amp

 

You'll have to be careful not to muff your gear changes.

 

Hilarious. Each vehicle, even the Audi could have made it through (probably) if they tiptoed through.

Water in a cylinder, hydraulic pressure, bent crank (or worse) hahahaha.

Had a similar situation in Oslo once. The taxi driver (Edit: more familiar with very hot, dry and sandy environments) was driving his Volvo at speed through vast amounts of water. Me and a few others more familiar with off roading were bemused and even questioned his approach.

He knew better until he blew his car up in the middle of a flooded cross roads.

Thankfully he got us to dry land on the starter motor. We still had a several Klick walk to the hotel.

Bastard.

Hope his car was a right off.

 

Unless it smells of fish or piss then just don’t worry about it.

If it does, then worry a lot.

Edit: That’s the philosophy I used to have with girlfriends.

Edit 2: Now I’d not be so fussy.