This made me laugh

-TRICK... or treat.

 

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Had a minor fender bender this morning. I tapped a guy's rear bumper at a stop light. The guy, a dwarf, gets out, stomps back to my car and says, "I am NOT happy." "Then which one are you?" I asked.

That's when the fight started.

 

I would have thought it was obvious that it must have been Grumpy!!

 

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File under "Facts."

 

I take your point, but to be honest they both look pretty silly.

 

So, what's the "no homo" zone for you then on a ride, 3 meters? 4 meters? 6? Or is it a Harley thing?

 

Not sure what you mean. The two guys on the scooter certainly appear to be rather more than just good friends, and I wouldn't turn my back on either of them. The top two with the silly ape hangers may or may not be of the same persuasion, but they are obviously a pair of posers. Not impressed by either.

 

My old man rides a 2007 CVO Springer Softail with slightly above shoulder apes. Not really my cup of tea, but, he puts on more miles than anyone I know. Usually riding solo, with no set destination in mind. No windscreen, no heated bullshit. Just loves to be on his bike and likes his ape hangers lol. To each his own right?

 

OK, so you look down on other motorcyclists because of what/how they ride. Got it.

 

Agreed - to each his own.

 

I rode his Harley up to the store a while back and it felt like a two wheeled tractor hahaha. I owned a Dyna for a few years myself but have gotten too used to the Speed Triples I guess. Handling and performance are like comparing apples to turds.

 

So you're saying you've eaten turds before?