This made me laugh

Topping up the powered roller skates… 1961 (apparently)

 

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My granddaughter. As told by my daughter.

 

Wait...why is there a cardboard box stuck to the side of the...oh. Never mind.

 

I seem to have that particular talent, too. That and being a mosquito magnet. Mr. Sandi doesn't even have to use bug spray if I'm in the vicinity.

 

Bet they're glad they installed those secure mounts.......
Probably worth getting the van back on its wheels before trying to remove the bikes?

 

I know a joke about that, but it’s rude and implies poor feminine hygiene, so I won’t tell it here… as I am fairly sure it wouldn’t apply in your case… but giving you a heads up that maybe a more uncouth type would use that information against you!!!

 

Yikes, thanks for the heads up, DCS. I actually hadn't heard that. Probably because I'm sure it wouldn't apply in my case.

 

Don’t go to Scotland or the little bastards (insects) will bleed you dry.

 

I don't know what to do about my sex addiction, I've tried fucking everything.

 

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Stick with tacos, @Ducatitotriumph.