This made me laugh

He should have shot the router. Especially if it was from TalkTalk.

 

Fuck?

Sorry just adding one to the list from my own personal experience.

I could complain but would lose the house and pension.

You would think she’d be happy to outsource the sticky and sweaty activities that she doesn’t like (after getting married). Oh, no. She doesn’t want it so neither do I.

 

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Thats the way to do it...

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r1c31hELUN1yk2dy1.mp4

 

Digging through my old photos for motorbike pics, when I came across this one we took in Gap, France… thought it’s amusing enough to include here…

 

Are you possibly suggesting those two establishments have a commercial arrangement?

 

This one in Agde, France made me chuckle.

 

I don’t know what you mean... I just thought it was funny as I had short hair....

 

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Too early!?!?

 

A bit - I hadn’t even heard the news until researching what it was about.

Rule 1 don’t play with guns - treat them with respect.

No other rules are necessary as that should prevent muppetry and stupidity.

Baffled how the Ms Hutchins got shot anyway - you don’t even point blanks/prop guns at people…

 

Sorry to agree with you again (after all, you have to be right some of the time). The most basic rule for using guns is never to point them at people, even when you 'know' they aren't loaded. Years ago, I used to shoot rabbits and pheasants for the pot, but I gave it up, as I don't like killing things any more. Not even people I dislike.

 

Thousands of eggs have been stolen from a Buckinghamshire farm.

Police suspect poachers.

 

I can't believe I've been cured of my kleptomania.

I have to keep pinching myself.