This made me laugh

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For Halloween my local football team are having a Glen Campbell themed match.
You can go as a witch or a tall linesman







Shamelessly borrowed from Ken Bruce just now

 

What do you call a nun on a bike.....










Virgin mobile....
Pinched off Gino Decampo

 

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Way to go!

 

What do you do in the other direction when a builder starts a job, takes money and fucks off?!?

Answers on a postcard.

 

Some people are way too witty…

Or have too much time in their hands.

Being Newcastle i’d go for option two.

 

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From accounts I've read, it seems there are others who don't pay their property maintenance bills, either.

 

My younger brother, the Minnesota farmer, would love this, @Dawsy! And not only because it's a John Deere combine.

 

I like my coffee like my women…
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Hot and bitter.
What did you think I was going to say?