This made me laugh

I never knew this. How did we ever manage for information before the internet?

 

Sounds like a local dealership near me.

 

Somewhat ironically, this link was sent to me by a friend in the US....

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/the-joy-of-rude-place-names

 

He’s got a point…

 

I did pass by a village in the Peak District called Shatton. We didn't go there ....

 

^^ Your mom's delivery is here ^^

 

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I bet he watches the BBC…

 

I really hope his car stinks now.

 

It will have all separated by the time he gets to use it…

 

A lot of petrol for his mower…

 

A funny thing happened when I was a kid.
A fella came knocking at our family house at 3 o’clock in the morning, dad went down in his pyjamas and opened the door to see who it was and this fella said can you give me a push. Dad said ok, give me a minute and I will put some Clothes on.
When dad came down the fella had gone, so he looked down the street and he was nowhere to be seen so dad shouted to the fella where are you.
The fella shouted back, I’m over here on the swings.

 

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