This made me laugh

I’d have hooked it up to the pump truck and dragged it out of the way, none too gently.

 

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This doesn't make me laugh -but I like it!

 

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The friend I referred to usually towed his dinghy astern. He therefore named it 'Tender Behind'.

 

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@Dave49 ffs, quick do a Boris is crap or Jimmy is great meme ASAP.

I’m scared people will actually think we agree on everything!

 

I know - we'll have to stop meeting like this. People will start to talk...

Actually I was momentarily tempted by your invitation to open my large box of Boris memes, but decided not to start a new round of tit for tat. (There's enough tit and tat already on this forum.)

 

Piss off.

 

Two hearts, believing in just one mind
You know we're two hearts believing in just one mind

 

Piss off.

 

Oh no, we've just agreed again.

 

The only reason I or @Dave49 are alive is:

1) we live too far away from each other.
2) the law says it’s wrong to cleanse the world of those that don’t share your views. Edit: unless you are woke.
3) why get serious when a meme will do?

 

Oh well, enough of that: off to the workshop for the rest of the evening...