This made me laugh

He only had three daughters:
Anna One,
Anna Two,
Anna One Two Three Four.

Sorry (shuffles off to get coat ....)

 

No. 5, brilliant

 

jokes

 

Made me think of this...

 

SING IT GIRLS!
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified!
When you said you had 10 inches, lord I almost died.
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong...
and knew that I could take you on
BUT THERE YOU ARE
Another lie
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry,
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans,
Go on now go....walk out the door!
don't you promise me 10 inches and then give me only 4!
You are such a prat to think that I wouldn't find it out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive,
I will survive!
As long as I have all my batteries,
my sex life's gona thrive!
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex!
I will survive
I will survive!
HEY HEY!...

 

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Well, I thought this was amusing:

 

I had no idea Michael Cain was a stoner.

 

Wow I have not seen that YT animation in so many years, amazed it's still there.

 

It's a still from the 2006 science fiction film "Children Of Men"

 

BREAKING NEWS: BRITAIN SIGNS TRADE DEAL WITH AFGHANISTAN. HEROIN PRICES SET TO DROP.

 

Great news for Scotland

 

It's the only way we can put up with the weather.