This made me laugh

They will have to be quick - the Albanian OGC team are already ahead with 54 church roofs and 12 council depots raided already.

 

And the Romanian/Albanians crime gangs took the scrap lead?

 

Scotland did a bloody good job of keeping the Romans out - what’s the point of learning Latin?

 

Not that good a job: they got far enough to build the Antonine Wall from the Forth to the Clyde. I've seen it myself, at Falkirk.
A certain Mr Johnson seems to think that coming out with the odd quotation from time to time impresses people and makes them think he's clever.

 

I’m supremely impressed on your ability to turn almost anything into a BoJo criticism. I’m beginning to think you may have a secret crush on him

 

I have heard that 80% of Harley-Davidsons ever built are still on the road!!


The other 20% actually made it home.

 

I see that it's reported today that the Johnsons' dog Dilyn has had to be neutered to 'curb his romantic urges' and stop him from endlessly humping people's legs. In view of your comments about me always criticising BoJo, I shall refrain from expressing a view on whether Dilyn should be the only one...

 

Below the belt Dawsy.




Funny as feck though

 

Dog owners will understand.

 

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I agree - the latest news is that BoJo has replicated AGAIN!

Maybe the vets would do a BOGOF deal on neutering?

 

Too late, apparently!

 

Yes indeed. The veterinary procedure looks quite straightforward:

 

So I went to the hospital today; I said: "I've been bitten by a wolf"
Doctor said: "Where?
I said: "No just an ordinary one".

 

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