This made me laugh

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And that's why the Germans don't have a sense of humour.

 

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Almost written off as an urban myth by some but there's a whole book of research about the many wooden bombs dropped onto Ze German's Airfields.



Another almost urban myth that has some truth in it:

“The boys were in near-Arctic conditions in Norway, and they had this short gun, the sten gun, and it would freeze and jam overnight. So almost as a joke, one of the lads got a condom and stretched it over the barrel, peeled it off in the morning and it fired first time.

“So this story went up the chain of command to Churchill, and it was mooted that the Durex company made an 18-inch condom for use on sten guns. Churchill sanctioned it on two conditions [and cue impression]: ‘One, they are clearly marked Made in Britain, and two, medium size.’”

 

I use them, very hard to get these days. Don’t fit properly. Probably only cover 50% of my knob.

 

ROFL!

 

Yeah, with the shortage of raw materials, that wartime stuff was terrible quality and shrinks very badly: probably now only a tenth of its original size...

 

You are all cruel piss taking gits.

Not sure how you all know I have a little knob. Have you been peeking?

 

No, we'll take your word for it. No need to post any photos.

 

I can’t. I don’t possess an adapter from the optics on my microscope to mount my canon DSLR.

 

I was 16 when I noticed I was growing a pubic hair. Then I peed out of it.

 

Sorry…

 

If only I were joking.

 

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Me too.

 

If you need help with English, I'm hear.

 

That might just work as an incentive for a bunch of the vaccine resistant guys out there.