This made me laugh

I approve of that - in fact - it gets my seal of approval

 

Definitely a darwin awards post!?

 

At a wine merchant’s the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
An old soldier with a ragged dirty look, came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
The veteran tried it and said, “it’s a Muscat, three years old , grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable.”
“That’s correct,” said the boss.
Another glass:
“It’s a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western year slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires 3 more years for finest results.”
“Correct.”
A third glass:
“It’s a Pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive,” calmly stated the veteran.
The director was astonished!
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room and returned a few minutes later with a glass of urine.
The veteran tasted it
“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and - if I don’t get the job - I’ll name the father.”

 

A dangerous moment: if the bishop moves off his square, the queen can take him.

 

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And 29% of the audience didn't know either!

 

Zebraforce is my new unit of work per time.

 

Can I ask a friend?

 

Have you got a friend?

 

I knew as soon as I had posted that reply that someone would ask that question. People are so predictable...

 

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