This made me laugh

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But still too dumb to figure out how they built the pyramids, and getting dumber.

 

A man and an attractive woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train,
the man on the top bunk and the woman on the bottom bunk.
During the night, man woke and asked "Sorry to bother you but would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, i'm freezing!"
"I've a better idea" she replied, "Why don't we pretend we are married?"
"Wow what a great idea!" he said, thinking it was his lucky night.
"Good" she said, "Get your own blanket yourself, you lazy bastard."

 

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Much as I’d love to do that I’d still be with her. We bought her parents house……

 

But they all go at the same speed…

 

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