This made me laugh

And yet another one....

 

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Hancock is a ****!

 

Couldn’t be more true.

 

Jack Daniel's decanter.

 

Hancock resigns after desperate last bid to save his job:



(I was going to say "to save his position", but knowing you lot.... )

 

Looks like something Dilligaf would make, he’d certainly use it

 

Yeah, I miss him, too.

 

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What concerns me most, isn't that Hancock is a two--faced arrogant little arsehole, nor the fact that we, the tax payers were effectively paying for his bit of totty. What really concerns me is how a security film from inside a government office can so speedily and easily be posted to the public domain.

 

On the other hand, maybe it's a good thing that he was caught on camera, as otherwise the arrogant little shite would still be getting away with it. Perhaps all ministers' offices should have cameras in them for public view. I'm more bothered about how he has been giving contracts to his mates and party donors, including his girlfriend's brother's company. Not that Javid will be any improvement, as he has always wanted to privatise the NHS: talk about putting the fox in charge of the chicken coop. Rant over - back to the gardening.

 

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Starts here...

 

Reminds me of the time that they threw me out of the local Amateur Dramatics society for misunderstanding a stage direction. I thought it was clear enough: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'.