This made me laugh

Thebiglad.....you're a mug!!!

 

LMFAO

https://www.facebook.com/Graphic.world.co/videos/1087027001363929/

 

And this one

https://www.facebook.com/833254930099128/videos/961284287296191/

 

Excellent idea - I want one !!!!!

 

We both laughed out aloud to that one !!!!


Buying an ice cream at the seaside will never be quite the same

 

Nor will eating it!!

 

I discovered I was divorced!! I wondered where the cat had gone

 

You should see the bike to bike system!

 

what I want to know is what she's trying to achieve with her tongue?

 

Don't go there crispey!

 

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, Fuck me!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.

 

The pictures it drew in my mind !!!!!!!


BRILLIANT !

 

A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch.

She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house naked.

So she goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed naked and sweaty.

She asks, “What’s going on?”

He replies, “I’m having a heart attack.”

She says “I’m going to call 911, while I’m really looking for my sister.”

She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the nude, and gives her a slap, “How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you’re running around scaring the kids!”