This made me laugh

In the old days, you would have had to walk into the house to use the land line

 

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Thought for the day.
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:

"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs."

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called " Morehammered."

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”

Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... it is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed.

 

I’d be ecstatic if I got one out of five.

You Martine have high standards. Unfortunately most of us mere mortals will be unable to even begin to attain them.

Please let your hubby know that he has made all our lives harder having scored 4 out of 5.

Bloody swot.

 

Nice idea - badly executed. The dangly illusion things were already wobbly and the chap spent too much time examining them.

I didn’t know the joke until reverse engineering it.

They must try harder.

As my teachers always said.

 

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I was posted to Hong Kong when the 8th Fleet came in. We got gated (did not work) and the American Navy were told exactly what was on the card. They were very were a bit worried out drinking with us but is was a great laugh in the end...