This made me laugh

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I bought a S&W M29 in 1969.
Postman brought it to door (Those were the days) and I had to sign for “Paper punching equipment”.
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Come on,Dave, without pictures it didn’t really happen!
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Think I would happily wait for the train to see this one.

 

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Can you imagine Anne Widdecombe or Wee Jimmy in that?!?

We need an upgrade of our politicians to get people interested in democracy.

 

And let's not be sexist about it: imagine Bunter or the slithy Gove in a thong. (Or indeed in anything.) I think we should seek much closer relations with Italy...

 

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May I volunteer to be a diplomat for the UK into Italy? @Dave49 Happy for you to join me equally as joint Diplomat as I am not sure I could cope alone.

 

Offer gratefully accepted. Perhaps when Scotland rejoins the EU...?

 

Not sure she would look as appetising if we had to wait THAT long. I mean even the EU won’t be stupid enough to sign up to a Barnett style formula ‘investment’ to get a large cities worth of extra needy citizens.

Oh fcuk. We’re off again.

Send a rebuttal and I promise not to respond. We can go back to a peaceful equilibrium again?