This made me laugh

After seeing that, I threw away four patio chairs

 

It could have been worse: there might have been a dog or cat under the chair...

 

In the old days, you would have had to walk into the house to use the land line

 

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I’d be ecstatic if I got one out of five.

You Martine have high standards. Unfortunately most of us mere mortals will be unable to even begin to attain them.

Please let your hubby know that he has made all our lives harder having scored 4 out of 5.

Bloody swot.

 

Nice idea - badly executed. The dangly illusion things were already wobbly and the chap spent too much time examining them.

I didn’t know the joke until reverse engineering it.

They must try harder.

As my teachers always said.

 

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I was posted to Hong Kong when the 8th Fleet came in. We got gated (did not work) and the American Navy were told exactly what was on the card. They were very were a bit worried out drinking with us but is was a great laugh in the end...