This made me laugh

Ok so as to afford balance, should I say that all the SNP are crooks - apart from those that aren’t.

You did promise to stop trolling

 

Not trolling, just sharing a witty riposte which made me laugh, whatever party it referred to.

 

That's why you get paid the big bucks

 

Well, you can’t say he didn’t go for the ball, the left one by the looks of that

 

the good thing about this thread is it reassures me that the Alzheimer's is being kept at bay as I can remember the last 3 times this was posted

 

Ha,,,,yet you seem to forget the last time I bought you lunch

 

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A mountie is riding across the Great White North when he sees something in the distance on the middle of a frozen lake.
He decides to investigate.
As he gets closer, he sees it's an attractive young woman sitting on a snowmobile, eating a sandwich.
He asks if she's OK.
She tells him her snowmobile has broken down.
He pops the cowl on the machine and has a look.
He says "It's a good thing I came along. It looks like you've blown a seal."
She wipes her mouth and says "No, that's mayonnaise."