This made me laugh

Yeah... I'll be Bach. Got it right off, thinking I would go to the head of the class, then realized wveryone else had too.

 

Brilliant, well done, ya fecking bloody traitor

 

As have I....

 

Was the argument about the shite state of the kitchen?

 

And for conversations with @Fork Lock

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Stereotypical-New-Yorker?amp=1

 

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Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain?
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin
Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - The 4th emergency service
Pepperami Condoms - It’s a bit of a animal
Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole
McDonalds Condoms - I’m lovin' it

 

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I've got a nice recipe for steamed fish and ginger...

 

He was widely derided for saying that the fish were happier now that they're British. Could this be what he was talking about?