This made me laugh

don’t forget “Bollocks”. It’s a British favourite

 

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers!
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," repliedWillis.
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked....

 

This dog has been hanging around our street all morning, anyone lost one?

 

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Twinned with Sandwich.

 

took me while to work that one out

 

You're ahead of me, then. I must be slow today.

 

Lol I'll be Bach

 

I got it, I got it, phew!
(took me longer )

 

I still don't get it! I assume it's a line from one of his films? (I don't get out much.) Or else I'm Brahms and Liszt....

 

I thought you didn’t do rhyming slang...

For a novice, you are very good!

 

Thought this was amusing at the time.

 

I'm a cunning linguist...