This made me laugh

It sounds to me like snoring is going to be the least or our worries, in the barn

 

Ive just cancelled my booking!!

 

I'm sleeping in the field!

 

You're all a bunch of scaredy-cats !!!!!

 

Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night .

Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

Ron replied, "That would be my wife.

 

A genuine sign from the Fish Quay in North Shields.