This made me laugh

Wouldn't play for me

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected.../?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

https://i.imgur.com/xUZ3BYc.gif

 

One day, aliens make contact to Earth with a message proclaiming they not only come in peace, but confirm they also worshipped Jesus, confirming once and for all that He and religion were real.



In preparation for their arrival, a huge celebration and welcoming ceremony is planned, and all the Christian sects of the world miraculously come together to receive them.

The first of the aliens' ships touches down, and one alien walks down to greet everyone. The Pope comes out first to shake one of their hands to greet them. The Pope says, "We are forever grateful to learn we are not alone in being Children of God, but that we may also join together as one in order to praise our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ."

And the alien replies, "Yep. The first time he stopped by we threw him a big party and we gave him a fruit basket before he left. What'd you guys do?"

 

Works for me.

https://imgur.com/gallery/XcbYrNu

 

She should have some cream on.

 

Whipped or squirty?

Oldfart

 

can I rent your dog?

 

I actually thought that when I saw the footage

 

Definitely squirty

 

.

 

https://i.imgur.com/egqFUz1.gifv

 

.

 

.