This made me laugh

I know the feeling!

 

Not THAT awesome. It needs triangulating or it will swing!!

 

Larger families will need the Big Block version.

 

Assuming the ties are at an appropriate tension (being chains, that should be easy) then the structure should be stable enough... I do fancy making one now

 

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times"...

 

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If only I could give more, for that one. Just BRILLIANT !!!!!

 

I've a feeling this has been posted before but I couldn't resist it.

 

He’s setting off early!

 

"Chris, CHRIS, You're going the wrong way! That's the road to Hull!"

 

If you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse ...

Chris Rea's car failed its MOT!!