This made me laugh

Like me on my old tribsa

 

If your superstitious don’t go out on your bike ...

 

@Duckadiledundee

 

Can someone help me out. I have been inundated with messages from someone called Buster which contain links to videos of the glam rock group The Sweet. I'm getting a bit fed up with it. Does anyone know a way, there's got to be a way to block Buster.....

 

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?”
“We use it when we make love,” she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”

 

Starting with this thread...

 

Just back in from a run over to Lanark. Got hosed with mud, wet leaves and some of that farmyard stuff. I am not superstitious, I am filthy.

 

Send nudes

 

Just remember if he does you can't unsee them............

 

Sorry I don't know anyone but if its in a ballroom and there's a man at the back he could turn it into a ballroom blitz.........

 

Ditto that, although I did not go to Lanark . Bike is filthy again. Ah well that is the rest of the afternoon sorted.....