This made me laugh

My wife ate a pot of yogurt the other day that was 3 months out of date. Gone off milk (yogurt) takes absolutely ages to go "off".

 

I think that yogurt is sort of made by going off, isn't it?! Not quite as extreme as kimchi, though.

 

I was a pirate...

 

F***** fat fingers

 

Young Jimmy Hendricks??

 

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Just thought I'd nip round to see my elderly neighbour , I ain't seen her in 6 months and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and live insects in the windows and a skeleton on the sofa She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer. I'll pop back next year!...