This made me laugh

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A new study has revealed that women with big boobs are smarter than women with smaller boobs.

Though to be fair, the guy who conducted the study admits he wasn't really listening

 

What do you call a nanny with breast implants?

A faux pair.

 

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I lost my obese pet parrot last week, very upsetting at the time but, to be fair, it was a weight off my shoulders.

 

Woman walks into Chemist..."I'd like a deodorant for my husband please"

Assistant...."Certainly madam, does he want a ball deodorant".

Woman......"No, the underarm type is fine".

 

Perhaps he had done!!???