This made me laugh

A new study shows...

100% of people that are exposed to to dihydrogen monoxide will die. This is a solvent used in many many industrial processes. It's also sprayed on roads to control dust.

Let's ban it!!!

 

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

 

I suppose here in the states we'd sub in the Cleveland Browns for Man U.

 

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Where do you take someone whose been involved in a peek-a-boo accident ?
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I.C.U.

 

Just to caveat, I hope it is as mild a case as they are portraying but I did find this funny.

 

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I've got the Mk.1 Bagpipe (three military grade units) and the Mk.2 Banjo (Two military grade units) but I don't actually need them as everyone round here thinks I'm a mental bastard anyway and keep well away.

 

It has always struck me that three recorders, sellotaped to a sheep intestine and which produces such a melodic tune made it this far through history.............Can you imagine the fear that that must have struck in people of an opposition army when they encountered that noise for the first time?

 

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