This made me laugh

There are hundreds of these.....take your pick.......

 

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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what? "At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.

 

My thought for the day Brethren .....

 

I heard Triump actually DID shoot 9 bald eagles.

 

Triump? Well, Freud was right . . .

 

That's too funny, @JtC! Maybe Freud was right. (nah....) Seems like every time lately that I wear a Triumph (TRIUMPH) tee-shirt, someone comments on me wearing a Trump (TRUMP) tee-shirt!

 

Pun intended, mate?

 

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It’s the 2020 Speed triple RS 4th/5th gear set isn’t it.




I’ll get me coat.

 

Sad.

I'm not an F1 historian by any stretch, but I've seen the guy on the left in a documentary -that very shot came from that video. I can't remember the name of it, but it was good.

 

James Hunt.

 

Easy, ones a c*ck and the other is a c$nt. Gods help us if the get together and breed.