This made me laugh

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  1. OnlySon

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    #2281 OnlySon, Apr 25, 2017
    Visibility wasn't good the other day,when I got pulled over by a traffic cop doing 80mph.

    He said, "What would you do if Mr Fog came down suddenly?"

    "I would put Mr Foot on Mr Brake", I replied.

    "Let me start again", He said, "What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?"
     
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    #2282 andypandy, Apr 25, 2017
    Sad to hear the discoverer of wheat intolerance has died.
    The family have requested no flours..
     
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    #2283 OnlySon, Apr 25, 2017
    A family is driving behind a bin lorry when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
    Embarrassed and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, that was an insect."
    To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
     
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    #2284 OnlySon, Apr 26, 2017
    One of life"s great mysteries -
    How is it that a woman can fit a seven inch vibrator into her half inch fanny in the dark but she's unable to fit a 3 metre car into a 6 metre parking space in broad fucking daylight?
     
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    #2285 Winglad, Apr 26, 2017
    The hottest trend in Germany:
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  6. GaryM

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    #2286 GaryM, Apr 26, 2017
    Need a long straw to drink that one :)
     
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    #2287 Yorkshireman, Apr 26, 2017
    And if you spotted the dog driving the car you're gay. Disclaimer ( I have nowt against gays, by the way).
     
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  8. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #2288 GaryM, Apr 26, 2017
    Don't give Havit and littleade ideas. You never know what they will do :p
     
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    #2289 Havit, Apr 26, 2017
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    #2290 Havit, Apr 26, 2017
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    #2291 Havit, Apr 26, 2017
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    #2292 Havit, Apr 26, 2017
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    #2293 Havit, Apr 26, 2017
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  16. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #2297 Havit, Apr 27, 2017
    No, i dont have my hair up anymore :D:D:D
     
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    #2298 Havit, Apr 27, 2017
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    #2299 Havit, Apr 27, 2017
    WTF

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    #2300 Havit, Apr 27, 2017
    Born to Ride
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