This made me laugh

Aha, just made the connection between hood and bonnet

 

According to Garrow, Obama and Fisher argued in their paper that “rights rhetoric” had “impeded, rather than facilitated” the achievement of “black empowerment” and made a call for African-Americans to “grasp the pragmatic need for a shift away from the rights rhetoric and towards the language of opportunity”

 

Didn’t make me laugh! But then a sense of humour is a personal thing.

 

Didn't make laugh either. Except at the author's

 

So if we're talking a Porsche 911 or a old vw bug is the bonnet in the rear and the boot in the front?

 

Nope. The bonnet and boot (hopefully) remain firmly where they were placed. It's just the engine that shifts. Or is it the gearbox? Oh, heck ....... who cares?

 

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Easy Tiger thats our taxes that pay for them and spending my tax contributions on free loaders is not a laughing matter, but it did tickle me .

 

A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him. He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly . He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: "We love to fly and it shows".

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world". Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".

The woman looks at him sternly and says: "What the f**k do you want?"

"Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face... Ryanair!

 

Is that not eating in ?

 

It's not his wife

 

Of course it is not, she would never let him eat in the house without a plate