This made me laugh

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Mrs and I were at a farm shop yesterday and amongst the stones etc for gardens was a headstone which read

"Beneath this stone
All cold and hard
Lies the last damned cat
That crapped in my yard!"

I wanted to take it, but got overruled.

 

There was a young lady from Brazil
Who used dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Seville

 

There was a young man from Madras whose balls were constructed of brass. When they jangled together they played stormy weather and lightning shot out of his ass.

I read this limerick about forty years ago and it has stuck with me ever since.

 

This cartoon in response to Trump actually nosing around about how another president can be added to Mt. Rushmore. Truth truly is stranger than fiction these days.

 

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@JtC that's cheating, and below the belt you racist!!! Waaay too funny.

 

I'll put my white hood away for awhile, Oda.

 

Funny, yes. But oh, those pesky facts.....

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-...can-dream-is-to-be-donald-trump-idUSKBN23G275

https://www.politifact.com/factchec...ma-never-said-american-dream-be-donald-trump/

 

There is a reason it is on this thread and not another. It's a joke.

joke
[jōk]
NOUN
joke (noun) · jokes (plural noun)

1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

 

Seen a few new bike bits I really need...
May need more ammo!

 

Touchè, JtC!

 

I wouldn't mess with you if I didn't like you, Sandi.

 

That would be great for left lane loafers! I guess that would be right lane loafers for y'all.