This made me laugh

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A Yorkshire Dale farmer was walking through his fields one morning when he saw a man drinking from a stream.

He shouted out to the man - 'I wouldn't drink from there mate - it's full of hoss piss and cow shite'.

The man shouts back - 'I'm from London - with your accent I can't tell a word you say!'

The farmer says very loudly and clearly - 'I SAID - IF YOU USE BOTH HANDS YOU WON'T SPILL AS MUCH!'

 

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The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

 

I have these days...

 

She should wear a mask, under a shopping bag, while standing at the bottom of a well.

 

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