This made me laugh

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  1. Timmy Tucker

    Timmy Tucker Elite Member

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  2. Dartplayer

    Dartplayer Crème de la Crème

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  3. Mark Gilgallon

    Mark Gilgallon Well-Known Member

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    An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.

    "Would you like one with a plug?" asked the assistant.

    "Don't tell me they've gone electric,"said the Englishman.

    Touché - works both ways
     
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  4. Mark Gilgallon

    Mark Gilgallon Well-Known Member

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    Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead
     
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  5. freck

    freck Elite Member

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    Is it just me who doesn’t do football that doesn’t get that one? :confused:
     
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  6. Mark Gilgallon

    Mark Gilgallon Well-Known Member

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    Should say ... ‘to a lead’
     
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  7. Kinjane

    Kinjane Active Member

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    why would they want to hold onto something off a church roof?
     
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  8. Big Sandy

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    Somebody told me today that my clothes look 'gay'.

    I told them, "They came out of the closet this morning!"
     
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  9. SleepyOwl

    SleepyOwl Crème de la Crème

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    Didn’t make me laugh but far left would be my choice
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  10. Erling

    Erling Elite Member

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    Right, I like black bikes too.
     
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  11. Easy Tiger

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  12. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

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    Can you pick three, the extra to suck your toes while the other two are busy
     
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  13. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    A bit out of date but still applies world wide, made me laugh anyway

     
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  14. David Cooper

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    I'm a bit confused about that Don. but there again I'm 3 quarters pissed.
     
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  15. Don the Don

    Don the Don Bigger Than The Average Bear

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    Don't worry Dave, I ain't too sure myself I must lay off the juice
     
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  16. Easy Tiger

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  17. Big Sandy

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
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  18. Don the Don

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  20. Don the Don

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