This made me laugh

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  1. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Our Wi-Fi was bust last night so I opened a bottle of wine and had a nice little chat with the wife. I was very surprised to learn that she no longer works at Woolworths.
     
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  2. GaryM

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  5. Dougie D

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    i almost convinced myself i could see one, until i put my glasses on and read the small print:oops:
     
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  6. crispey

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    I saw all 3!! mind you I've a vivid imagination
     
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  7. Winglad

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    ...and where is that darned penis, I am supposed to stare at...????:confused:
     
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  8. MrOrange

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    I'll send you that image as a private message ;)
     
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  10. Havit

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    And you think i'm strange :oops::D:D:D:D
     
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  11. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    What you strange , not at all. It's nursey that's strange with all those tablets and whips ........ :)
     
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  12. Havit

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    isn't that normal:confused::D:D
     
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  13. OnlySon

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    Not a joke, this actually happened the last day at work. Got up as usual in a fucking daze getting dressed in the dark. Got to work an for whatever reason I had a seriously itchy arsehole. Spent half the day scratching, poking and clawing at my arse. Realised after work I had put my pants on inside out when taking them off to stick in the wash basket.
    Can't remember the last time I had skid marks on the outside.

    Probably didn't make the missus laugh.
     
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  14. Winglad

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    NO NO NO!
    You won't go to hell!
    Just to POLITICAL thread :D
     
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  15. andypandy

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    Waitress says, "Would you like anything on your chips?"
    I say, "Does it cost extra?"
    Waitress replies "Ten pence."
    I say "All right, I'll have four sausages and a steak pie."
     
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  16. andypandy

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    I'm not going to bother with the Grand National this year. Last year my horse started off at 33/1 at Aintree, and ended up at 2 for 1 at Tesco's.
     
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  17. crispey

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    There's a new reality documentary show started on tv called "drunken yobs in city centres" I never miss an episode!



    It's the only time I get to see my kids
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