This made me laugh

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  1. MrOrange

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    #2181 MrOrange, Mar 30, 2017
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    Have always wondered why I had such 3" long thumbs!!! Mystery solved ;):cool:
     
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  2. Havit

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    #2182 Havit, Mar 30, 2017
    Is that why we give the thumbs up:rolleyes::D
     
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  3. Winglad

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    #2183 Winglad, Mar 30, 2017
    I HAVE IT!!!
    It's 15 !!!!

    Oops, wrong thread...
     
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    #2185 MickEng, Mar 30, 2017
    I came home one night and said to my wife "hey you'd best watch out love, I've heard that bastard milkman of ours has shagged every woman down this street bar one"
    She replied "I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 14"
     
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    #2186 andypandy, Mar 31, 2017
    Scientists have revealed sperm helps hair grow. That explains why lots of men have hairy knuckles, but it’s got me wondering about my nan’s moustache.
     
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    #2187 andypandy, Mar 31, 2017
    I gave Noel Gallagher his first guitar. He said to me “What’s that knob at the front for?” I said “It’s Liam, he’s the lead singer!!..
     
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  8. Winglad

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    #2188 Winglad, Mar 31, 2017


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    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    #2189 thebiglad, Mar 31, 2017
    You're really on form Andy - what you bin takin' ????
     
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    #2190 Havit, Mar 31, 2017
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    #2191 Havit, Mar 31, 2017
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    #2192 Winglad, Apr 1, 2017
    My 90 year old neighbor asked me today if it was true that president Trump bought the castle in the next town called Rumpenheim and that they honor him by changing the towns name to Trumpenheim.
    She said, it was all over the radio.

    I told her to check the date... ;)

    (and 'no': we Germans have no humor whatsoever :cool: )
     
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    #2193 H.O., Apr 1, 2017
    My mate died last night after taking indigestion remedy, I cant believe Gavisgone!
     
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    #2194 H.O., Apr 1, 2017
    Another mate called his girl friend to tell her he'd pick her up and take her out for Valentines day, table booked for 8, unfortunately they are no longer together as she didn't like pool!
     
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    #2195 H.O., Apr 1, 2017
    My sexy Chinese neighbour said she was desperate for a roger, it wasn't until I'd got my trousers round my ankles I realized she wanted a LODGER!!!!!
     
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    #2197 Havit, Apr 2, 2017
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