This made me laugh

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  1. Rooster

    Rooster Grumpy Member
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    I fancied some new exhaust pipes for my bike. What do you think?

     
  2. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    I think they're great, but I live a long way into the country.
     
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  3. Sprinter

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    A tough looking group of Harley Davidson bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

    The leader, a big burly man from Chicago, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering sensual kiss.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous!! Why are you committing suicide?"



    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
     
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  4. Rooster

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    Who said you could not do the weekly shop on your bike.

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  5. Col_C

    Col_C I can't re...Member

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    Obviously one of the more safety conscious......he's wearing a helmet!:D
     
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  6. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    You'll probably have to open up the airbox!
     
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  7. stollydriver

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    It was when he pulled a wheelie that the fun really began.
     
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  8. Rooster

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    I would like to know what is holding her in place..
     
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  9. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    strong thighs!
     
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  10. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Getting older
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  11. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Passports eh?

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  12. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Posting vids :

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  13. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Strange :

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  14. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Technology :

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  15. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Some people have no self-control :
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  16. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    You want a drink darlin' :

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  17. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    When the Police call :

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  18. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Parenting is not easy :

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  19. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    I purchased a dog from a blacksmith a few days ago.

    As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
     
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  20. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    A farmer asks his border collie to count his sheep.

    The dog runs into the field and after a short while returns to the farmer. The farmer says, "How many?"

    The collie says, "Forty."

    "How can there be 40? I only bought 38!"

    "I rounded them up."
     
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