This made me laugh

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The human race is doomed ffs

 

They’ve done well to get it out of that car without damaging it

 

Scary thing is, we have already been informed that from now on they are to be referred to as "primary" and "secondary" cylinders.

Surely thats elitist?

 

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This is absolutely true, at work Thursday some bloke (seen him around never spoke to him before), suddenly said, "feckin fly, been following me around all feckin day" so i said back "well you know what they say about that", him, "well you're a real charmer!" and stalked off.
Blanked me completely yesterday... some people just don't have a sense of humour....

 

The Cornish welcome visitors once again to the area today

 

9 pints and social distancing is out the window.

 

Blindly repeating something they've read but clearly don't understand. Just like most anti-government protesters I've ever had the misfortune to listen to, from every single side of the political divide. Sad.

 

I need to buy a couple of those to give as gifts.

 

?? He's British, they play our national anthem, as well as the Deuchtchlandied for the Mercedes team.

 

Are you sure its not a typo and the film title should say.......





"Here we can see a Duck spreading Homosexuality"...........











"Pin drops to floor",********** awaiting explosion************

 

Do you know what you get when you mix beer, a farm pond, a stick of dynamite, blasting caps with only 25 feet of wire, a set of 10 foot jumper cables. A shower and a car wash!

 

And isn't funny how my oldest brother knew how many sticks of dynamite it took to make a 50 foot radius debris field out of the neighbors outhouse. He was a Norton rider when it ran, now a corporate CFO