This made me laugh

I had to look twice....



I thought it might be photoshopped, but looking at the reflection in the glazing, I don't think it is!

 

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You have to feel sorry for the bike!

 

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My pubic areas are perfectly safe thank you. No-one's been anywhere near there for God knows how long!

 

And since @Dozers Dad changed his avatar...

What does a dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic do in the middle of the night?

He‘s lying wide awake, wondering if there really is a DOG...

 

One from my daughter..,


What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe

 

When the pubs re open they'll be some tight bastards that remember who bought the last round of drinks.,

 

So I'm guessing it was you?

 

I would have said Rap but I don't consider it to be music.

 

Pity we're not to meet in August, Daniel - my kind of humour!