This made me laugh

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  1. Sandi T

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    I snapped this pic of a bathroom door at last year's Cave Creek Bike Week. Seems even more appropriate now than ever.

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  7. DCS222

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    My old girlfriend was into role-play. She fantasised about being the “damsel in distress”. So when I tied her up on the railway lines in front of a steam engine, she was chuffed to bits!
     
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  8. DCS222

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    For @Dozers Dad & @Adie P


    Bob Hope was on 'Surprise Surprise', and bragged that despite his 97 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.

    After the show, Cilla said, "Bob, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place."

    So they go back to her place and have great sex.

    Afterwards, Bob says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for a half hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I'm sleeping, hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand."

    Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay."

    He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.

    Then Bob says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my testicles in your left hand, and my penis in your right hand."

    Cilla is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind
    blowing.

    Once its all over , and the cigarettes are lit, Cilla asks "Bob, tell me, does my holding your testicles in my left hand and your penis in my right stimulate you while you're sleeping?"

    Bob replies, "No, the last time I slept with a Scouser, she stole my
    wallet."
     
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    Are people born with a photographic memory or does it take time to develop?
     
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    I've seen this feckin brilliant right good laugh. :cool::cool:
     
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  16. GaleForceEight

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    A lot of the people I work with are illustrated in that. Bunch of hypocritical assholes.
    That isn't to say black lives don't matter, or LGBT people shouldn't be treated equally, nor that the political left have opinions that are invalid - just that they really don't like it when you mirror their opinions because it highlights their own prejudicial failings.
     
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