This made me laugh

https://www.history.com/topics/ancient-history/the-egyptian-pyramids
Who Built The Pyramids?
Though some popular versions of history held that the pyramids were built by slaves or foreigners forced into labor, skeletons excavated from the area show that the workers were probably native Egyptian agricultural laborers who worked on the pyramids during the time of year when the Nile River flooded much of the land nearby. Approximately 2.3 million blocks of stone (averaging about 2.5 tons each) had to be cut, transported and assembled to build Khufu’s Great Pyramid. The ancient Greek historian Herodotuswrote that it took 20 years to build and required the labor of 100,000 men, but later archaeological evidence suggests that the workforce might actually have been around 20,000.

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

No, he's still there. The election isn't until November...

 

AMEEEEN

 

Now that's a god I can pray to

 

An order for a longweight or a lefthanded screwdriver

 

?

 

!

 

And then... when you keep counting,
You end up with two people again... so aren’t we all related?