This made me laugh

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You can’t change History.

 

You can misrepresent it

 

Well, it looks like a very centrist post,and it looks worn out, so I thought its name might be Blair. Then I noticed that it leans very slightly to the left, so it can't be him. So I agree: it's a non-political post.

 

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At no point did I agree to not post any emotive posts or express an opinion, when I was press ganged into the job.

I try to be as impartial as possible, when making any judgement calls. I hope I have done mostly, during my tenure. Wouldn't say I get it right 100% of the time, but do my best

 

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Some Dear Abby letters that even she could not find an answer for:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure if the baby I'm carrying is his.
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Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, but when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is learning judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
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Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
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Remember, these people can vote!!

 

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My mate's wife has been learning ventriloquism. Scared the hell out of her gynaecologist...

 

Oooh, I wish I'd seen this back when I was still married to my ex. Very creative and would have been most useful!