This made me laugh

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  1. thebiglad

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    the more I look , your right Teressa is the one for you.
     
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  10. MrOrange

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    #2110 MrOrange, Mar 16, 2017
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    You should really base your opinions on political fact.
    The last Holywood and Westminster elections, with her as leader, she kicked arse of labour and the tories in Scotland.

    Maybe not base your opinions on the English owned and tory backed print media. Where, because of the fear of her unquestionably political abilities, she is ridiculed, by them, to undermine her political strength.
    Any non-tory leader from the last 10 years has been made a figure of fun by these haters. And why, because if you make it personal, they hope you laugh and do not take them seriously.

    Yes, I am a supporter of independence and of the SNP. But when I get a second independence vote, I won't be voting for Nicola, I will vote to end Westminster financial mismanagement of my nation.
    I would also have voted for devo-max, as long as we have the decision on how to spend all of the tax money collected and not wait around cap in hand.

    Sorry for the soapbox, but I hate this personal attacks on individual people to distract the populace from what is really important, the future and what is best for my children's future.

    Maybe we should return to what made me laugh, and stay away from politics. :D
     
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    #2111 Sprinter, Mar 16, 2017
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    Check out Jeremy Corbin too.
    One of the few politicians who has actually got a working background in Politics a man with a solid stance and a back catalogue of ideas and theorems so you can see, quite clearly who he is.

    The leader of the shadow cabinet for the UK. and this is probably the only positive thing you have seen or heard about him in the last 6 months





    I dont care which party you support. When the ethics and morals of how to conduct your self as a media or political party become occasional or relegated to make headway then the headway is void the , the ideals compromised and the point mute and so we become disseminated and defuse. And so in to the main stream comes pulp and mush and any number of nothing shows holding the middle ground angling and our desire to reunite into a desire to have.
     
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    Politicians aren't they ALL comedians..fair game for this thread i would say:D
     
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    A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
    The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but.......something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
    The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch."
    The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
    The man agrees to talk with his wife.
    The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"
    "I have," says the man.
    "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.The man says "We're having granite worktops".
     
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    Priceless.

     
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    Try this

     
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