This made me laugh

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If you ever saw my sister you'd know how easy it is to answer "no" to that question.

 

Can't even buy one . . .

 

My mate went on Countdown. He was doing ok till it came to his letters game and having to talk to Rachel Reilly, who was wearing a very short skirt. He got aroused........





Not a bad 7 letter word !!!

 

So I gave a hitchhiker a lift. He looked ok, but once started talking to him, realised he was a bit of a whackjob. He was holding a big parcel, wrapped in brown paper very tightly.

Asked him - what's your name?
He replied - none of your business.
Asked him - where you going?
He replied - none of your business.
Asked him - what's in the package?
Again I got - none of your business

I decided I had to get rid of him, so when stopped at the lights, I told him I felt like I had a flat tyre on his side and would he look. So he jumped out to look, and I shot away from the lights leaving home behind.

Then realised that he had left his package on the seat. Drove on for a few miles, then had to pull over as I couldn't stand the suspense. Opened it up, and you want to know what was in it......











None of your business !!!

 

https://streamable.com/giqtne

 

Ants with good taste

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Retro-Cl...0?pageci=f2947370-ce63-48fe-9161-001785fd58b6

Ford Caprinada - you enjoy this guy's write up

 

A little tempted, I must admit.

 

WHAT!

 

Exactly.

 

They are all "gasping" for a bland, gritty burger, in a damp, preservative stuffed , bun, full of processed "cheese" and a tiny dribble of lettuce, nuked tomato, and some liquid sugar, Yummy.

I never knew consistency, was delicious.Oh well live and learn.

 

Its also a MARK.for many some sort of social sign iffier, ffs

 

"Unbelievable" at least they will be able to resume their fat, grease and cholesterol levels to norm as the chippy's are shut and those deep fried mars bars are off the menu

 

Sh