This made me laugh

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Best rucksack ever.

 

Rusty Ryan- I don’t think you’ll be upset, just one of his many great lines!



Ps-
Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish. But, I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
- Sincerely,
Spoon.

 

Feckin brilliant

 

Optics on the handlebars and a chandelier off the mirrors

 

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More like arm

 

Beat you to it mate, post deleted !!!

Would it be one of the C&P Kings, by any chance ???

 

My god, she's using single use plastic cups! Burn her!! I'll hold the rucksack while you do that....

 

The newly-wed couple were getting ready for bed, when the bride said hesitantly:
"Darling, there's something I really should have told you earlier. Before we met, I used to be a hooker - I hope you don't mind."
The groom was a bit taken aback, but after a minute or two he said:
"No, not really - it could be a bit of a turn-on actually. Tell me all about it."
The bride looked relieved, and began:
"OK, then. Well, my name was Colin, and I played for Wigan...."

 

Been lightening engine parts for increased performance, but now it won't start....

 

https://i.imgur.com/fLipP0u.gifv

 

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillowcases?
They’ve been making the headlines.

 

Week #12 of sheltering-in-place and working-from-home......

 

The inventor of the television remote control has died at the age of 96.
Have they tried turning his batteries round and smacking him against the coffee table ?