This made me laugh

Don’t forget you can now visit friends but you must stay in the car.

 

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Potential Darwin Award winner

 

Now this is a good idea

 

It's a Trump!

 

There's another joke or two there, but I'll leave it to those who are much more clever than I.

 

There was a young lawyer named Rex
With diminutive organs of sex.
When charged with exposure,
He said with composure:
"De minimis non curat lex".

 

One day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
came and killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!

 

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