This made me laugh

I also found out today why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat. It is because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

 

Repeat on the same page Ron tut tut

 

On the same page too, it’s a Timmy tucker invasion

 

I shot a man once with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

 

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I was in my garden and the neighbour looked over the fence and said.. “What are you doing?”

“I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order...”

She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time..!”

Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”

 

If it's a repeat scroll on by. Fucked if I'm trawling thru checking.

Or we could all just leave the thread to Timmy Tucker & David Cooper, the cut and paste kings